"It was going to be the journal of the Golden Scale Club [a collection of oddballs dedicated to ancient tackle] back in 1981," Yates says. "When my publisher, John Allen, who runs Medlar Press, saw the articles I had collected, he demanded: 'How long have you had this?' It had just slowly grown from that first Walker article. "Maybe we will even have an issue where the word 'fish' isn't mentioned once," Yates says.The first issue also includes an article by Richard Walker, probably the most influential angler of this century, on the nature of bubbles and what to do with them This unpublished gem was the catalyst for Waterlog. The octogenarian Bernard Venables, father of modern fishing, writes on the philosophy of angling, and Peter Stone talks about the time he got caught pike-fishing in C S Lewis's garden "He can claim to have caught pike in Narnia," says Yates. There will be an obituary column to things like the lower Lambourne and a carp called Sandra. So articles may be obscure, anarchic or simply daft - but the magazine will not stand accused of being dull."To this end, the first issue - due out at the end of November - features articles about South African wolf herrings and a spoof Chaucer. To him, deadlines are fishing rods that are not catching anything.But all that is about to change.
Yates, who takes life at such a easy pace that he could probably never use a self-winding watch (always assuming he owned a watch in the first place), is about to become a magazine editor "Yes, it goes against all my principles," he agrees "But Waterlog will not be like any other magazine I want energy and irreverence. So he no longer takes the photographs for the covers of Dick Francis books, and his written output is sparse for a man who lives by his pen. Yates admits to a fairly cavalier stance on completion dates (though even he confesses that The Night is a little behind schedule). When they telephone, he will probably be fishing, though he could be watching dragonflies or creating protective areas for the slow-worms in his garden He will almost certainly not be working. He freely admits that his ethos is to avoid anything that means doing the same task on successive days."Life must be varied or time goes too quickly," he says.
His most recent book, The Secret Carp, is among the best fishing books written. So publishers makes allowances. It probably wouldn't matter if he churned out the same grey prose that typifies most angling literature But Yates is a sublime writer. As befits a man who writes all his books with an ancient fountain pen, Chris Yates does not like to rush his work. Britain's best angling writer started his book The Night in 1982. Completion, he claims, is just a few well-turned phrases away, but his publisher is not printing the party invites just yet. Crowther would also like Britain to stage more international tournaments, such as last month's clay-court event in Bournemouth It is a great job, but a big one Some of those defence systems might come in handy..